They made tusok-tusok my back with 4-inch needles and at one point I made sigaw "I think you punctured my lung!" and they made tawa. Rehab is fun, you know.
I was diagnosed with fusing cervical spines 4 and 5 in 2012. It's spondylosis aka Gloria Mac Arroyo problem aka overuse of laptop.
It started as stiff neck in 2007 and 2008. I thought it would go away.
By 2011, I couldn't sit through meetings without grimacing.
The office doc told me to get an x-ray. On my birthday (on paper), I worked on the details and read something something something alien alien alien.
I was told to go to rehab.
Elections 2013 was bad. I had to stand for over 12 hours working. The following day, my back was really hurting. A chiro had to put my spine back into place. Snap. Snap. Crack.
I am fucking old.
Twice a month, I go to rehab. I either get a massage or electrocution and heat treatment. They all make me feel better.
Today I was introduced to this needle treatment. I said a lot of crazy things which made the PTs laugh.
I was counting from 1 to 10. I spoke Ilocano. I made fun of the music. "You have music to have sex by," I said, reacting to their sax music.
The needles made my muscles quiver and I have pictures that show blood somewhere.
I refuse to look at the pictures.
Tomorrow I will be better.
Keber.
I was supposed to recommend an exercise that might help. But it involves the opposite sex. And some soft music.
ReplyDeleteGet better. Mahaba pa ang misyon mo sa mundong ito. Is the rehab working at least?
Balita ko panacea raw iyan, iyong action involving the opposite sex, at may music pa. Cure all daw iyan eh. Balita ko lang naman. Di ko na matandaan eh. *himutok*
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